A: It's a movement, bro. We're talking about a toaster that's not just a toaster, but an experience. It's a statement piece for your countertop.
A: Don't. Just don't. You'll ruin the aesthetic. Let the patina form.
A: No. No, no, no. You'll turn your spaceship into a giant fire hazard. Stick to Earth.
A: It's not about the toast, it's about the experience. But fine, the bronze toaster will not make your toast taste worse, so that's a plus.
A: Only if you're willing to part with the memories you've made with your toaster. We can arrange for a toaster swap, but don't expect a full refund, we're a charity.