FAQ
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's bronze, duh. Without bronze, we'd just be stuck in a world of boring, unrefined copper.
Q: How do I achieve a bronzy lifestyle?
A: First, invest in a good tanning bed. Second, learn to appreciate the art of a well-placed bronze statue. Third, start wearing only bronze-colored clothing. And fourth, never, ever, ever, EVER use a dishwasher.
Q: What is the best way to display my bronzy art collection?
A: Duh. Use a bronze-painted, neon-colored, lava lamp as a display case. It's like, so meta, man.
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