BronzeSockCrafting FAQ

Q: What is BronzeSockCrafting?

A: BronzeSockCrafting is the prophets' guild of artisanal sock weaving, where we forge prophets of the future from the finest imported bronze threads.

Sub-Section 1: What is the deal with all the Bronze?

The deal is, we like Bronze. It's a good metal. We use it to make socks. You know, for the prophets.

bronzeSockCrafting = {importedBronze + artisanalThreads + prophetsOfTheFuture}

Q: How do I become a master BronzeSockCrafter?

A: It takes 1000 years of apprenticeship, 5000 hours of manual labor, and a strong stomach for disappointment.

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