A: Ah, our warranty is quite straightforward. If your bronze socks develop a visible patina or tarnish within a month of purchase, we'll replace them with brand-new, shiny ones. No questions asked.
Read our Sock Replacement Policy for more details.
A: Don't even think about it. Just toss 'em in the trash and buy new ones. That's what we're here for.
For a more... thorough answer, see our cleaning guide, but let's be real, you won't need it.
A: We can't promise anything, but if you wear them to a disco night, we'll consider it a success.