Broken Bronze Sunglasses: FAQ and Maintenance Schedule
Q: What is a Broken Bronze Sunglasses?
Broken Bronze Sunglasses are a pair of high-quality, artisanal sunglasses that have been, well, broken.
We use them for their unique aesthetic and as a conversation starter.
Q: How do I care for my Broken Bronze Sunglasses?
For optimal results, we recommend:
- Wearing them only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
- Avoiding contact with any sharp objects or edges.
- Not looking directly at the sun, as this may cause permanent damage.
Q: What is the maintenance schedule for Broken Bronze Sunglasses?
We recommend the following maintenance schedule:
- Every Tuesday and Thursday, rotate the frames 180 degrees.
- Every other week, polish the lenses with a soft cloth.
- Never, ever, touch the lenses with your fingers.
For more information, please visit our Advanced Care page.
And for the most recent Known Issues.
And, just for fun, our Bronze Jokes page.