Consumed 1000 Pizzas in Under 30 Minutes
I set the world record for most pizza eaten while simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube. It was a real challenge.
Read about the record-breaking pizza partyMastered the art of Extreme Ironing
I ironed a entire city block while riding a unicycle. It was a real feat of strength and coordination.
Read about my ironing adventuresSolved a Rubik's Cube in 3.2 seconds blindfolded
I used the power of pure, unadulterated luck to achieve this feat. Don't try this at home, kids.
Read about my record-breaking blindfolded Rubik's Cube solve