The Bronze Beast's Achievements

A collection of accomplishments that are mostly just excuses for me to eat more pizza.

Consumed 1000 Pizzas in Under 30 Minutes

I set the world record for most pizza eaten while simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube. It was a real challenge.

Read about the record-breaking pizza party

Mastered the art of Extreme Ironing

I ironed a entire city block while riding a unicycle. It was a real feat of strength and coordination.

Read about my ironing adventures

Solved a Rubik's Cube in 3.2 seconds blindfolded

I used the power of pure, unadulterated luck to achieve this feat. Don't try this at home, kids.

Read about my record-breaking blindfolded Rubik's Cube solve