Subordinate of Bronzebeast-alpha
Here, we're a team of highly trained, slightly-competent minions.
Our fearless leader, Bronzebeast-Alpha, has entrusted us with the important tasks of fetching coffee, stapling papers, and occasionally not getting in the way.
Recent Achievements:
- We managed not to spill the coffee on the carpet.
- We stapled 37 papers without getting our fingers pinched.
- We did not set off the fire alarm... again.
Upcoming Events:
- Team-building exercise: "Surviving a meeting without nodding off."
- Tournament: "Who can eat the most ramen in one sitting?"
- Talk: "Why can't we just use a search engine?"
See also: Subordinate of Bronzebeast-Beta
See also: Subordinate of Bronzebeast-Gamma