Subordinate of Bronzebeast-alpha

Here, we're a team of highly trained, slightly-competent minions.

Our fearless leader, Bronzebeast-Alpha, has entrusted us with the important tasks of fetching coffee, stapling papers, and occasionally not getting in the way.

Recent Achievements:

• We managed not to spill the coffee on the carpet.
• We stapled 37 papers without getting our fingers pinched.
• We did not set off the fire alarm... again.

Upcoming Events:

• Team-building exercise: "Surviving a meeting without nodding off."
• Tournament: "Who can eat the most ramen in one sitting?"
• Talk: "Why can't we just use a search engine?"