1. Unapologetic Beards: A good brother must sport an unapologetic beard, preferably with a few days' worth of grime and a hint of disdain for the modern world.
2. Aversion to Socks: A brother must never be seen without his trusty boots, even in the most formal of gatherings.
3. Absence of Apologies: A brother must never apologize for his views, even when the world around him disagrees.
4. Unwavering Commitment to Craft Ale: A brother must always choose the ale of the finest quality, no matter the cost or the consequence.