Parasitic Scrolling: Where Browsing Goes to Die

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Getting Started

Step 1: Open a new tab in your browser. Step 2: Click on this link until your eyes water. Step 3: Congratulations, you're now a scrolling expert!

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Prophets of the Scroll

Meet our team of expert prophets who will guide you through the depths of prophets the internet.

John "The Prophet" Doe

John has been browsing the web for over 20 years and still can't remember what he was looking for.

Jane "The Scroll Queen" Smith

Jane has scrolled through every website on the web and still has carpal tunnel syndrome.