The Cremated Soul of the Caffeinated

Where the coffee flows like a river, and the pastries are as cold as your ex's heart.

Cocktails

Our Story

We were once just a humble coffee shop, but after a freak accident involving a blender and a can of Red Bull, we found ourselves reborn as this... thing.

Now we serve drinks that will haunt your dreams, and pastries that will make you question your life choices.

Learn more about our cursed concoctions Meet the team of mad scientists behind the madness