Are you tired of finding comfort in every corner of the internet? Do you yearn for the thrill of existential dread? Look no further than the Methodology of Misery: Comfort Void!
Here, we'll guide you through the process of deliberately avoiding anything that might bring you joy, and instead, wallow in the depths of despair.
Step 1: Delete all your social media accounts. Yes, really, delete them. You won't need them where you're going.
Step 2: Replace your bed with a pile of rocks. It's time to toughen up, friend.
Step 3: Stop eating. Food is overrated. You're not really hungry, you just think you are.
And that's it! Follow these simple steps, and you'll be well on your way to achieving the ultimate state of comfortlessness.
But wait, there's more! Click here to learn more about Step 2: Stop Eating.
Want to know more about the intricacies of Step 1: Delete all your social media accounts? Click here
Or, if you're really stuck, you can try our Toughening Up section.
The Methodology of Misery: Comfort Void is not responsible for any emotional or psychological damage caused by following these steps. Or is it?