This year we spent £0 on avocado toast.
We also managed to save $0.00 on electricity by turning off the lights.
And our average household income was -£10,000.00 due to a series of unfortunate events.
January was the month we finally realized we needed to adult.
June was the month we spent an entire paycheck on cat videos.
Next Month we'll probably just wing it.
September will be here before you know it, and so will our financial ruin.
October will be the month we start eating ramen noodles for every meal.
November will be the month we start selling our furniture.
December will be the month we realize we're broke.
Disclaimer: These numbers are completely made up and don't actually reflect our financial reality.