Meet BUG-1, the scourge of the internet. A bug so persistent, it'll haunt your every waking moment.
BUG-1 is known for its annoying behavior, including but not limited to:
Don't try to ignore it, for it won't.
Instead, try to fix it. But be warned: the bug may be catastrophic.
Or, you know, just accept it and embrace the chaos.
Either way, it's going to be a wild ride. Next bug is just around the corner...
Or so we've heard...
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