Requirements

The Bug Apprencticeship Program is a rigorous, grueling, and occasionally soul-sucking experience designed to break the average individual.

Applicants must:

Have a basic understanding of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, but don't worry, we'll teach you more bad practices.
Be comfortable with debugging for hours on end, only to discover the issue was with the code, the cat, or the coffee machine.
Be willing to work 80-hour work weeks, minus two weeks of paid vacation, which you'll never take.
Have a strong stomach, a quicker mind, and a love for existential dread.

To apply, submit your resume, your favorite bug, and a letter of recommendation from a previous code reviewer who's not still trying to get back at you.

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What's the catch?

Oh, just a little something we like to call "soul-crushing despair." You'll be working on bugs for hours on end, only to realize that the bug report is actually a love letter from the QA team, and the bug itself was just a misconfigured toaster.