BUG SQUASHING METHODS

Here are the most efficient ways to squish bugs like they owed you.

1. Panic and Lose Your Mind

But if you're feeling particularly zen, try:

2. Read the Code

Again, if you're not already a code wizard, try:

3. Google It Up

Just copy-paste the error message into the search bar. It's like magic, I swear.

4. Call in the Professionals

Send it to the IT department. They'll probably just shrug and tell you to restart the thing.

5. Eat A Whole Pizza

THE ULTIMATE PIZZA-BASED BUG-SQUASHING TECHNIQUE

It's been scientifically proven (in our lab, with our interns, for one day) that eating a whole pizza can help you find the solution to any bug.

Step 1: Order A Large Pepperoni

Don't bother reading the code. Just eat the pizza while contemplating the problem.

Step 2: Eat The Whole Thing

It's not just a metaphor. The cheese is the key. Focus on the mozzarella.

Step 3: Call in the Professionals (After You've Ate)

When you're feeling refreshed, but still confused, just send it to the IT department.