BUG

YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY THE BUG OF UNINTUITIVE DESIGN!

REPORT THIS BUG

This bug has been known to cause irreversible damage to your productivity, sanity, and social life.

Side effects include but are not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion of your favorite snack foods
• Loss of ability to focus on anything except the bug
• Mysterious rashes and lesions
• Uncontrollable urges to scream "WHY DID I UPDATE MY BROWSER?!?"