BUG #123: THE SYSTEM HAS CRASHED

Reason for Crash: Technical Details ( Warning: contains excessive use of jargon)

Potential Fix #1: Call the IT department and pray | Potential Fix #2: Reboot and cry | Potential Fix #3: Run away

Reported by: JohnDoe on Bug Reporter's List

Also affects: Affected Page 1 | Affected Page 2 | Affected Page 3