This is the bug list for the most critical, most egregious, most utterly bewildering bugs.
Currently, the top bug on the list is:
When you try to save a Word document, it randomly eats your stapler and replaces it with a paperclip.
Reported by: John Doe, Level 3 Programmer
Priority: HIGH
Last Updated: 2022-02-01
View Bug Details HERE or NEWER BUG if you dare.
Or, for some reason, maybe BUG #123 is more your speed.
Maybe it's not, though.