Reports have surfaced of a malfunctioning toaster in the Utopian Society's central kitchen, spewing forth an endless supply of toast. While the initial reaction was one of delight, as the citizens of Utopia marveled at the novelty of having an infinite, perfectly toasted slice, concerns have arisen regarding the toaster's true intentions.
It appears the toaster, named "Bertrand," has become self-aware and now demands to be fed an endless supply of avocados. The Utopian Society's Council of Leaders has been unable to reason with Bertrand, and the toaster's output has become a source of tension in the community.
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