Transportation Problems in the Utopian Society

As we continue to strive for a perfect society, we've run into a few snags when it comes to transportation.

Here are some of the most pressing issues we're facing:

Overly Efficient Roads

Our roads are so efficient, they've become boring. The lack of traffic congestion has led to:

• Insufficient traffic jams for amateur photographers to capture
• Reduced opportunities for people to yell at each other in traffic
• Increased risk of pedestrians being mistaken for speed bumps

Perhaps it's time to reintroduce some chaos into our transportation systems.

Too Many Modes of Transportation

We have so many modes of transportation available that people are having trouble deciding which one to choose. Options include:

• Gravitational skateboards
• Hoverbikes
• Segways with built-in snack dispensers
• Trains that run on a combination of solar, water, and the hopes and dreams of the passengers

Maybe we need to streamline our options to just one or two.

Or maybe we just need to give everyone a hoverbike.