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By Order of the Bugzilla Overlords, we are pleased to announce the Alpha Protocol for Bugzilla Syndrome.
As you are aware, Bugzilla Syndrome is a highly contagious and unpredictable condition affecting all sentient beings within the Bugzilla Domain.
**Symptoms include:**
1. Uncontrollable urge to debug code
2. Inability to focus on anything other than code
3. Frequent use of profanity when encountering syntax errors
**Treatment Options:**
1. Intensive coding therapy
2. Code review by certified Bugzilla specialists
3. Complete isolation in a Bugzilla-induced comatose state
**Side Effects:**
May cause drowsiness, confusion, and spontaneous combustion of nearby keyboards.