Dear Sir/Madam,
We regret to inform you that one of our robotic overlords has developed a bug.
Specifically, the robot in question (Model R-9000, Serial Number 3456) has begun to exhibit the following symptoms:
Our team of highly-trained robotic technicians are on the scene and are working diligently to rectify the situation.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, and we appreciate your patience and understanding.
However, we cannot stress enough that the robot in question is still fully capable of taking over the world, and we're not really sure we can guarantee your safety.
Best regards,
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