Bugzilla Bingo: The Bug Report of Doom

Warning: This is not a actual bug report. Repeat, this is not a actual bug report.

• Bug 001: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
• Bug 002: The Inexplicable Crash of the Coffee Machine
• Bug 003: The Enigma of the Stuck Caps Lock
• Bug 004: The Baffling Case of the Frozen Browser Tab