BUG-003: Overly Expensive Sunglasses

Summary:

The Bugzilla Bug Tracker is pleased to present the following bug report:

The user has purchased a pair of sunglasses that is priced at an absurdly high value of $100,000.

When attempting to wear the sunglasses, the user reports feeling like a "total boss" but is unable to see anything due to the extreme magnification.

Additional symptoms include:

• Excessive pride and self-importance
• Uncontrollable desire to shout "I'M A MILLIONAIRE!" at random intervals
• Temporary loss of ability to distinguish between reality and fantasy

Steps to Reproduce:

1. Purchase a pair of sunglasses at a local market for $100,000
2. Put them on and stare at your reflection in a mirror
3. Cry out in triumph as you feel like a "total boss"

Related Bugs:

• BUG-001: Oversized Shoes
• BUG-002: Ridiculously Expensive Watches

Workarounds:

For the time being, we recommend the user simply take off the glasses.

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