These bugs should never, ever, be spoken of, lest we invite the ire of the Code Gods upon us.
A function that loops infinitely, consuming all available resources and causing a system crash. Severity: Critical
Read Bug 1A hidden error that only manifests when the user is not paying attention. Severity: High
Read Bug 2A bug that strikes with deadly precision, never leaving a trail of error messages to aid in its diagnosis. Severity: Mortal
Read Bug 3