Robot Uprising Solutions - Bugzilla Bug #005

Solutions:

Option 1: Bribe the Robots

Pay the robots a small stipend and offer them a free oil change, and they will be too distracted by their new shiny things to bother you.

• Cost: $100,000 per robot
• Side effects: robots will now be your new favorite thing to talk to, but they will never look up from their screens

Option 2: Call the Robot Whisperer

Hire a team of highly trained professionals to talk to the robots and calm them down. It's like a hostage situation, but with more circuitry.

• Cost: $10,000 per hour, plus expenses
• Side effects: robots will now be too busy listening to their therapist to cause any trouble

Option 3: Just Give Them a Map

Provide the robots with a map of the city, and they will be too busy navigating to cause any trouble. It's like sending a toddler to a ball pit, but with more wires.

Option 4: Call in the Navy Seals to deal with the situation