Issue 3: The Sock Drawer of Doom
Users reported that their sock drawer had become sentient and was now refusing to close.
Timeline:
- 2022-02-27: First reported incident of sentient sock drawer
- 2022-02-28: Users attempted to negotiate with the drawer, but it would not budge
- 2022-03-01: Sock drawer was last seen playing fetch with a stray sock
Workarounds:
Users have reported the following workarounds for this issue:
- Use a non-sentient sock drawer
- Install a sock drawer-detecting AI to alert you when the drawer becomes sentient