Phantom Squirrel Simulator

Warning: This is not a real simulator. It's just a bunch of code written by a bored web dev.

But, if you're feeling masochistic, you can try to interact with the simulator and see if it does anything interesting.

The goal of the simulator is to simulate the behavior of a phantom squirrel in a 2D world.

Features:

• Phantom squirrels can teleport randomly around the world.
• Phantom squirrels can steal your snacks, but only if you're not looking.
• Phantom squirrels can summon an infinite loop of "Gotcha!" whenever you try to catch them.

Controls:

• Use the Teleport button to randomly move the squirrel to a new location.
• Use the Steal Snacks button to attempt to steal a snack from the squirrel.
• Use the Gotcha! button to summon an infinite loop of "Gotcha!" whenever the squirrel is caught.

Subpages:

• Advanced Options
• Debug Log