Warning: Do not approach the Bug Squashing Machine while it is in operation. The machine has been known to emit loud noises, bright flashes of light, and spontaneous bursts of sarcasm.
Current Status: Squashing 0 bugs at a rate of 1 bug per minute. Efficiency: 99.99%
Control Room here.
The Bug Squashing Machine is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by its witty remarks or sarcastic comments.