Bug Squad Hacktivists

Our Mission:

We, the Bug Squad Hacktivists, are a group of highly skilled and highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to finding and exploiting the most obscure and frustrating bugs in the world.

Our Methods:

We use a variety of tactics, including but not limited to:

• Phoning it in from the break room
• Using the "it's not my bug" defense
• Blaming the intern
• Caffeinating heavily

Our Goals:

Our goal is to bring about a world where bugs are no longer tolerated, where systems are seamless, and where the phrase "blue screen of death" is nothing but a distant memory.