Bug Squad Henchmen
Our Elite Squad of Incompetent Infiltrators
We're the Bug Squad Henchmen: an elite group of highly trained, marginally competent operatives
specializing in infiltrating and sabotaging the competition.
Our team of experts includes:
Bob, the Bungling Butcher,
Sally, the Saboteur, and
Tim, the Tardy Tinkerer.
Our Specialties:
- Sabotaging the competition with poorly planned, hastily executed, and often explosive results
- Stealing valuable resources and information through a variety of unorthodox methods
- Failing to meet even the most basic deadlines and expectations
Our Goals:
- Infiltrating the highest echelons of corporate power and manipulating key personnel for our own nefarious purposes
- Disrupting the global supply chain to create opportunities for our own clandestine operations
- Faking our way through even the most basic tasks and responsibilities