Bug Squad Henchmen

Our Elite Squad of Incompetent Infiltrators

We're the Bug Squad Henchmen: an elite group of highly trained, marginally competent operatives specializing in infiltrating and sabotaging the competition.

Our team of experts includes: Bob, the Bungling Butcher, Sally, the Saboteur, and Tim, the Tardy Tinkerer.

Our Specialties:

• Sabotaging the competition with poorly planned, hastily executed, and often explosive results
• Stealing valuable resources and information through a variety of unorthodox methods
• Failing to meet even the most basic deadlines and expectations

Our Goals:

• Infiltrating the highest echelons of corporate power and manipulating key personnel for our own nefarious purposes
• Disrupting the global supply chain to create opportunities for our own clandestine operations
• Faking our way through even the most basic tasks and responsibilities