**Case #BSQ-2023-01:**
**Insect:** Common Housefly (Musca domestica)
**Location:** The Kitchen (aka The Land of Unending Grime)
**Date:** Last night, approximately 3:47 AM
**Symptoms:**
- Persistent buzzing noise
- Mysterious puddle of sticky goo
**Actions Taken:**
- Deployed the trusty Swatter of Justice
- Successfully terminated the offending insect's life cycle (aka squashed it)
**Aftermath:**
- Kitchen now slightly less infested
- Minor damage to kitchen surface (reparable)
**Recommendations for the future:
- Regularly clean the kitchen (HA!)
- Invest in some fly traps (just in case)
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