Dear Bug Squad, we have a real problem on our hands.
We've encountered a bug that's been causing some major issues with our favorite snack, the "Gloopernuts"!
It seems that the Gloopernuts are now spontaneously combusting, turning our once peaceful Bug Squad HQ into a war zone.
Here's the report:
Details:
The Gloopernuts were fine one minute, the next they were a pile of smoldering ash.
We suspect foul play, but our evidence points to... Evidence!
Next Steps:
We're calling an emergency meeting to discuss the matter. Stay tuned for updates!
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