BUG 3: THE UNRELIABLE UNICORN
Description:
The Unreliable Unicorn, a staple of the Bug Squad's menagerie, has been known to be as flighty as its namesake. This majestic creature has developed a tendency to occasionally forget its own existence, leading to a series of unfortunate mishaps and misadventures.
Users report that when attempting to interact with The Unreliable Unicorn, it will often:
- Fail to materialize when summoned.
- Forget its own magic spells and incantations, resulting in unintended consequences.
- Get distracted by shiny objects and abandon its post.
- Suddenly burst into a fit of glittering, rainbow-colored flatulence.
Workarounds:
Until a solution can be found to rectify The Unreliable Unicorn's memory issues, users are advised to:
- Use a sturdy leash when interacting with The Unreliable Unicorn.
- Develop a backup plan, as The Unreliable Unicorn's forgetfulness is unpredictable.
- Bring a firehose to contain any potential flatulence incidents.
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