CLASSIFIED TOP-SECRET BUG REPORT

BUG NUMBER: 007

BUG DESCRIPTION:

In a shocking turn of events, our top-secret agent has reported a bug that threatens to disrupt the entire Bugzilla operation. Reports indicate that the bug, codenamed 'Buggaloo', causes the system to display a garish, neon-lit aesthetic to all users, complete with flashing lights and a pulsating disco ball effect.

CAUSE:

The bug was introduced by a rogue programmer with a penchant for the bizarre and a love of Studio 54-era disco. It is believed that the programmer, known only as 'DiscoDan', has infiltrated the Bugzilla system with their love of flashing lights and questionable fashion sense.

SOLUTION:

A team of highly trained experts has been assembled to rectify the situation. They will be working tirelessly to remove the offending code and restore order to the Bugzilla system. In the meantime, we recommend that all users avoid any areas with high concentrations of flashing lights and polyester suits.

RELATED BUGS:

Bugzilla Bug 001: Randomly Generated Disco Tracks Bugzilla Bug 002: Inexplicable Flocking of Flamingos to the Server Room

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