CRITICAL BUG REPORT
Reported by: Bugzilla McBugface
Location: The Dark Web
Severity: EXTREME
Description: The infamous "Glitch-o-Matic" has malfunctioned, causing widespread chaos across the internet.
Actions Taken:
- Deployed the Emergency Tarpantulian Protocol
- Activated the Bug-Squashing Drone
- Issued a Code Red alert to all Bug-Squaders
Next Steps:
- Conduct further analysis on the Glitch-o-Matic
- Develop a patch for the affected systems
- Prepare for the upcoming Bug-Squad Con
Next Steps
Conduct Analysis
BUG SQUAD BULLETIN
Bug-Squad Alert Level: HIGH
Bug-Squad Status: ON HIGH ALERT
Current Bug-Squad Members:
- Agent Pesto
- Sgt. Bugaloo
- Lt. Col. Bugzilla
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