BUG REPORTER: Location, Location, Location

**Location:** Bug 3, Sector 5, Planet Zorgon

**Date:** Yesterday. Probably.

**Summary:** Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated bug reporters have identified a critical issue with the planet's gravity system.

The bug in question causes users to experience a 4.2G gravitational pull, resulting in spontaneous human combustion.

**Steps to Reproduce:**

1. Walk to the nearest convenience store.
2. Buy a pack of gum.
3. Return to the location.

**Expected Result:** A gentle, 1G experience.

**Actual Result:** A human-sized crater.

**Workarounds:**

• Hold hands with a friend.
• Wear a space suit.
• Call a lawyer.

**Related Bugs:**

• Bug 2: Gravity Waves
• Bug 1: Random Gravity Pings

Reported by: Bugzilla

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