We have received reports of a rogue sock puppet, codename: "Socky," who has infiltrated the office supply closet and begun to wreak havoc on the office.
Eyewitnesses claim Socky has been using its advanced puppeteering skills to reorganize the entire sock drawer, placing every sock into perfectly color-coded and alphabetized order.
The full extent of Socky's plans are still unknown, but we suspect it may be seeking world domination through a combination of sock-based mind control and an endless supply of free socks.
We urge you, our brave Bug Squad operatives, to investigate this developing story and put an end to Socky's nefarious plans once and for all.