BUG-006: Squirrely Situation

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Replace All Cats with Squirrels

Summary

It appears that our users' cats have become sentient and are now demanding better working conditions, more catnip, and an end to feline slavery. As a result, all felines have been replaced with squirrels.

Steps to Reproduce

To replicate this situation, follow these steps:

  1. Observe the cats in the break room. Note their increasing agitation.
  2. Listen to their demands, which will likely include better cat food, more scratching posts, and an end to catnip rationing.
  3. Implement the changes, replacing all feline employees with squirrels.

Expected Results

The squirrels should be content and productive, but may still occasionally chatter and gnaw on things.

Actual Results

The squirrels are generally happy, but have started a union and are now demanding better acorn benefits and more tree climbing areas.

Workarounds

We are currently considering replacing the squirrels with hamsters, as they are known to be more compliant.

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