Known Issues
Due to an unfortunate series of events, the audio system has become stuck in an infinite loop.
The symptoms are:
- Audio files play in an endless loop, refusing to stop.
- The volume cannot be turned down, and the speakers will not stop blasting.
- The loop is so strong, it's affecting the fabric of space and time.
If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, do not panic. Simply follow these steps to attempt to resolve the issue:
- Try restarting your speakers. It won't help, but it's worth a shot.
- Call the audio emergency hotline at 1-800-LOOP-HELP.
- Perform the ancient ritual of unplugging everything and waiting 24 hours.
But wait, there's more!
As the loop continues, strange side effects have been observed:
- The sound of cats meowing in harmony.
- The smell of freshly baked cookies wafting through the air.
- Occasional appearances of the audio loop's creator, a mysterious figure in a fedora.
Stay tuned for further updates, and try to hold on to your sanity.
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