Glitches and Other Issues

Because even the best bugs are not perfect.

Sporadic Lag

Caused by an overabundance of unnecessary animations. Like the spinning loading wheel of doom that never actually stops spinning.

Phantom Lag

Uncooperative Code

When even the simplest of requests are met with defiance and hostility.

Obstinate Code

Unintended Consequences

Because the universe is a cruel place and sometimes your code will have an opinion of its own.