Foolish Printer Warranty

Warranty Details: Because you're a genius who needs it spelled out for you:

This printer is guaranteed to not work for exactly 3.14 days. After that, it's your problem. Don't come crying to us about it.

Warranty Conditions:

• Do not use in a hurricane.
• Do not use while operating heavy machinery.
• Do not use if you're allergic to printer ink.
• Do not use if you have a sense of humor.

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