Method: Airhorn Tornadoes

Step 1: Gather materials. You will need:

• A 10-foot metal tube with a sharp horn at one end.
• A can of spray paint (optional, but highly recommended for dramatic effect).
• One or more willing participants

Step 2: Run through the streets of downtown with the tube held high, horn blaring.

• Make sure to wear a helmet, because, you know, safety.

Step 3: When a pedestrian steps into your path, pull the pin and... well, you know.

• Repeat as necessary, until you have achieved the desired level of chaos.

For an added level of complexity, try adding a few well-placed road flares.

• Just kidding, that's just a bad idea.

And that's it! You are now a certified Bug Bomber, capable of unleashing Airhorn Tornadoes on the unsuspecting populace.

But wait, there's more!

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