Micro Black Hole Infestation Patterns

According to our latest research, micro black holes are not just harmless, tiny voids in space. No, no, no. They're actually a quantum fluctuation waiting to happen_goals.

Our team has been tracking these tiny, pesky holes for weeks now, and we've identified a few disturbing patterns in their behavior:

• They tend to form gravitational pull clusters, making them difficult to avoid.
• They seem to have a favourite food: nearby matter.
• When threatened, they exhibit quantum tunneling behaviour, making them almost impossible to contain.

We're working on a black hole repellent that's sure to put an end to these tiny troublemakers once and for all. Stay tuned!