Advanced Squashing Techniques

Catch 'em all! In this chapter, we'll delve into the dark arts of Advanced Squashing, where the stakes are high and so are the stakes. Squashing bugs like a true pro, you'll be the envy of all the other coders in the break room.

1. The Hammer

The Hammer: when all else fails, just go ahead and smash it with a sledge. Don't bother with finesse; the goal is to obliterate, not to finesse. A true squasher doesn't bother with nuance; just bring the pain.

2. The Tarp

The Tarp: when you can't get your arms around the problem, just wrap it up tight. A good squasher knows when to bring out the big guns – or, in this case, the big tarp. The goal is to squish, not to cuddle.

3. The Voodoo

The Voodoo: when all else fails, call in the experts. Or, you know, just make some stuff up. A good squasher knows when to tap into the mystic arts – just be careful not to get too caught up in the woo.

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