Are you tired of sleeping through your favorite bug-squashing sessions? Do you find yourself drooling on your keyboard at 3 AM, staring blankly at a screen filled with syntax errors and cryptic error messages?
The Insomnia Bug: a rare and mysterious condition where your bug report contains an error so complex and convoluted that even the most experienced bug-squasher can't get any rest. Symptoms include:
A high-caffeine approach to bug-squashing. This method involves consuming copious amounts of coffee and coding furiously until the bug is squashed. Side effects include:
A more meditative approach to bug-squashing. This method involves finding a peaceful spot in nature, closing your eyes, and letting the gentle breeze of the wind carry your coding worries away. Side effects include:
For the truly desperate, the Sledgehammer method involves simply smashing your head against the keyboard until the bug is squashed. Side effects include:
A radical new approach to bug-squashing. Simply abandon all hope, walk away, and let the bug-squashing gods sort it out. Side effects include: