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Advanced Pesto Cream Techniques for the Utterly Confused

Warning: Pesto Cream is a powerful tool for squashing bugs, but it can also drive you utterly insane.

Step 1: Prepare the Pesto Cream Sauce

Combine 1 cup of mayonnaise, 1/2 cup of chopped basil, 1/4 cup of garlic, and 1/2 cup of parmesan in a blender. Blend until smooth. Serve.

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Disclaimer: Pesto Cream has not been scientifically proven to cure bugs. Use at your own risk.