Advanced Sock Squashing Techniques

Welcome to the Bug Catcher's Guide to Advanced Sock Squashing! This section is for the serious practitioner of the ancient art of Sock Jujitsu.

Squashing Socks with the Force

Use the dark side of the Force to squish your socks into submission. This technique requires great focus and a steady hand.

				function squish_socks_with_force():
				  // Use your willpower to bend the fabric to your will 
				  // Squish the socks with a firm, yet gentle touch 
				  return true;
			

The Art of Sock Folding

Master the delicate dance of folding your socks into a perfect, compact rectangle. A true Sock Jujitsu master can fold a sock in under 3 seconds.

Sock Jujitsu: The Ancient Art

Delve into the history and philosophy behind Sock Jujitsu. Understand the principles that govern the perfect squashing of socks.