Squashing is not just a technique, it's a way of life.
Squashing is a delicate dance of compression and decompression, where one must balance the art of crushing bugs with the science of not crushing one's soul.
Key Principles of Advanced Squashing
- Squash with compassion, not malice
- Know when to hold back, and when to let go
- Practice squashing on Tuesdays for maximum effect
Common Squashing Pitfalls
Don't get caught in the vortex of your own ego. Remember, a good squasher knows when to yield.