Algorithmic Squashing: Because Humans Are Terrible at it

Step 1: Write an Infinite Loop

while (true) { do something; }

Step 2: Add an unending series of nested if statements

if (it's not Tuesday) { if (it's not a leap year) { if (there is a moon) { do something; } } }

Step 3: Use a recursive function to squash all the bugs

Step 4: Call an external script to do the squashing for you, because humans can't be trusted

or maybe just call Binary Squashing for a real challenge

Step 5: Give up and call a human, but only if you're feeling masochistic

or maybe Throwaway Squashing for a real adventure

Remember, squashing is a delicate art, so don't mess it up!